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Had to work through it but was a pretty good night, had about a dozen photos taken by customers and ended up winning best dressed staff member. which got me half a case of smirnoff/guranas :)
All in all a good night with many people impressed with the simple costume.
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Started a new job at a Pub last week as a glassy, hopefully get some bar exp soon too. It's a nice change to be front of house and no longer doing warehouse stuff, hard work but it's one of the attractions. So far it's exceeded my expectations, all the staff are lovely and the pay rate seems to be awesome and, and they've paid me already, it's like 4 days after i started and every thing has been sorted and i have been paid. That's a real first for me to have everything sorted so quickly.
So needless to say I probably won't be out much in the coming months, which does dampen the mood a bit what with 299 starting Blink and Trash just as i started this job. Though hopefully still get to go to Snitch on Thursdays so that's good.
Also got a lovely surprise in the mail yesterday
Clicky
Has made me a happy Princess, well worth the tax money spent. Has lots of lovely notes/pictures and the general look and feel of the book is fantastic.Current Mood:  bouncy Current Music: The Used - On my own |
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George Carlin has a wonderful grasp of the comedic arts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4AK2Kf4SZg
Apr. 5th, 2008 @ 01:13 pm
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School 1977 vs. School 2007
Many a true word is spoken in jest but.......
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.
1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.
Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .
1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.
1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.
2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1977 - Ants die.
2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.
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